SMS ..

Mosam shabab ka
Nasha sharab ka
Parda janab ka
Aur rang gulab ka
In main sabse haseen to dekho
SMS parhne wala “Mendak talab ka”

Rose is Lal
Sky is Nila,
Ur brain is like Khali Patila.
Bura maan liya?
O.K
Rose is red
Sky is blue,
I born smart
What d hell happened to u?
Thora sa or bura maan lo!
`

Congrats, U have been awarded
An M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it to all M.B.A’s.
`

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya Munna Bhai karvaye ga?
All the best!
`
Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta,
To har exam ka pehle premium bharwa deta,
Pass hote to thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva leta…
All the best!

dil ka dard dil thodnewala kya jaane
pyaar ke rizvon ko zamana kya jaane
hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein
ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane

Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle…..
…. bakri kha gayi

woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun….
.
.
.
.
ahun ahun ahun
ahun ahun ahun

Mehngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehnngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
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.
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Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu…

7.
Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
.
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.
.
aja aja dil nichode ….
raat ki matki phode…

9.
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…
.
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BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna….”

10.
Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA..
Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA..
.
.
.
.

“itni sakti hamen dena data ”

11.
Arz kiya hai…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
.
.
.
.
A for Apple B for Banana…
WAH WAH…!!

12.
Arz kiya hai…
Kal tak thee jo meri present…
Kal tak thee jo meri present…
.
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.
.
Aaj ho gayee hai past…
.
.
.
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Kal tak thee jo meri present…
Aaj ho gayee hai past…
.
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.
Offer valid till stocks last.. :-P

13.
Arz kiya hai…
Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng……
Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng……
.
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.
.
Toh Bakri bhi maregi bakre ko seeng.

14. Arz kiya hai…
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya…
Wah-Wah, Wah-Wah…
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya…
.
.
.
.
Ki Uske papa ne dekh liya aur ICU mai hosh aaya…

15.
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
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Waah! Waah!
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
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“Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!”

Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai
So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke
Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue
Apne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein..!

** . ** . ** . *.*OPEN
** . *.*. * . * . * THE WINDOWS
* .. * . * ..* * . *.*. * OF HEAVEN
¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨) * . *.*LOOK TO ME
(¸.•´ (¸.•` *.*.*.** . *.*. *AND ASK
…*(¨`•.•´¨) .*.*.*.*.* * . *.*. *WHAT IS YOUR
.. * .`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨) * . * . * . * …*DREAM
.. * .*.. *`•.¸.•´* (¨`•.•´¨) * . *FOR
* .. *..(¨`•.•´¨). *`•.¸.•´* . *TODAY?
…* … *`•.¸.•´ * *. * . * . * … *I
* . * . * . . * . *.*. * . * . *ANSWERED:
___00000___00000 *.*. * . * .. *GOD
__0000000_0000000. * . * . *TAKE
__0000 OOOO 00000. * . * . *CARE
___0000000000000 * . * . * . *OF
____00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON
______0000000 * . *. * . * . * .. * . *.*WHOSE SCRAPBOOK
________000 * . *. * . * … * . *.*IS
_________0* . * .. ** .. * . *.*HAVING
* . * .. ** .. * . * . * . * . *.*THIS
… * . (\ *** /) * . *.*.*TESTIMONIAL
..* . * ( \(_)/ ) * * .BECAUSE,
..* . * (_ /|\ _) . *. * TIS PERSON IS
..* . * . /___\ * . . * . *SO SWEET

Thu 27 Dec 2007

Testimonial Karte Raho…

Posted by Rahul under Orkut Scraps
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Rahul: Bapu…..Bole To Apun Ko Aaj Kal Ek Problem ho Gaaela Hai ???

Bapu :
Bolo Rahul . Dil Khol Ke Bolo .

Rahul :
Apun Ko Aaj Kal ….. Bole To Koi Testimonial Nahi Karta.
Sala Sab Log gayab Ho Gayele Hein…!!!

Bapu :
Aise Nahin Bolte Rahul. Mere Paas Iis Ka Haall Hai. Rasta Muskil Hai Lekni Jeet Pakki Hai.

Rahul :
Bolo Bapu Bolo, Agar Tumko Confidence Hai To apun Ye Kaam Karega.

Bapu :
To Suno. Tum Testimonial Karte Raho. Tab Tak Karte Raho… Jab Tak Tumhe Koi Testimonial Nahin Karta.

Kabhie To Unka Hirdaya Paribartan Hoga. Woh Bhi Tumhe Testimonial Karenge…….